Wats S.T.U.D.Y ........ it means
s- sitting,
t- talking,
u- unlimited ,
d- dream,
y- yawning,
..... so study hard....
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Papers ki roti , notes ka anachar, tubelight ki kirne, question o ka bahar, teachers ki dusmani, dosto ki pyaar, Mubarak ho aapko exams ka taohar.
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Msg: a cigrate shortns ur life by 2 min, a bear by 4 min, but a lecture shortns ur lifde by 1 hour! So don’t attend lectures . Spread the msg of bunk awareness.
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In how many days can a 1000 pages book be read?
Writer : 6 months
Doctor : 2 months
Lwayer : 1 month
Student : 1 night
Before the exam !!!
Engg student : exam kab hai ???
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Exams ki 4 din pahele syllabus dekha, toh yaad aaya kuch toh huya hai, kuch ho gaya hai. But exam ke din paper dekha toh yaad aaya , sab kuch alag hai, sab kuch naya hai!!!
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U r opposite 2 me, when i say tea , u say coffee. When i say white , u say black. When i go to dental hospital, u go to mental hospital. Then i’m back but u r still there.
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